Likes: ultra-fine gel pens, the subjunctive, cryptic crosswords, piano ballads, line dancing, fresh herbs, to-do lists, romance languages, mirepoix, taking copious notes, eBay deals, ballet classes, motorcycle boots, ampersands

Dislikes: aloofness, dangling infinitives, feuding, overconsumption, calorie counting, getting on the freeway, burnt garlic, devil’s advocacy, scratchy sweaters, missed opportunities, mosquito bites

Services: giving feedback on your novel, line editing your essay, translating your short story, contributing to your lit mag, telling you if your email sounds passive aggressive, writing your website content, correcting your use of “further” vs. “farther,” developing your editorial calendar, creating your brand’s tagline, ghostwriting your text to your ex